It’s Monday (a holiday for us, post mid-term). It’s supposed to be a blissful day, one where I can put up my feet and relax, but I’ve been busy running and sleeping throughout the day. I have a lot of stuff on my to do list, my desktop note is running outta space, but I’m in no mood today. Actually, I have never been in the mood to do anything related to studies but this time around I’m in no mood to do anything at all!! A sore foot while playing footsie and then a bad stretch while playing badminton means I can’t go out and play either. So I’m utlizing my time in writing this post J. This one should be funny, is my instant thought. I’ve been here at planet- I for close to two months now, so let me jot down some of the ‘awesomest’ statements I have heard over the past two months here at IIM I
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Disclaimer:
- I am writing this in a light hearted tone, “anybody feeling insecure, anybody feeling not my cup of tea” should contact me in person and I will edit this post J
- Some of these dialogues may not be funny to you, as you would not know the background
Section C:
- “From my experience at Goldman Sachs, I can say that (blah blah blah)” – Henal Agrawal ‘Goldman’
- “You don’t have the right to take anybody under your umbrella” – Sameer Soni ‘Undertaker’
- “You study so much and lose your sleep which makes us HAVE to study and lose our sleep too” – Rajat Kumar Das in MOC presentation, pointing towards Biswadeep Paul
- “Shahid Afridi is knows for his gang-bang skills” – Angad Kikla ‘Gang Bang’, again during MOC presentation
- “I’ll go for body building” – Varun Gupta ‘Slave’ during an extempore
- “Oh B*******!! (Yawn)” – Ankit Gupta ‘Baba’ during MIS lecutre, believing it was over(which it wasn’t!!)
- “Abey M********, (blah)” – Ankit Gupta ‘Baba’ at it again, this time in the middle of an MOC class, with a mic in his hand!
- “Let us all stand up and clap” – Sachin Gupta with a sudden stroke of absurdity
- “I will inform the senior placom about this” – Shivpriya Chaturvedi reacting to the topic of extempore given to her (Placom is irrelevant)
- “Srikanth and I are just friends” – Mohit Chandra, when asked to speak about Gays as an extempore topic
- “People from Germany are very good looking” – Mitesh Gursahani ‘German’
- “Zzzzzzzzzzzz” – Arindam Sarkar and Shwetank Sahai, in most of the classes
- “Mere feedback to globe bolta hai, s**** k**** k******!!” – Shivpriya Chaturvedi reacting, without knowing that the TA was present there!!
- “You’re conjooming my thyme” – Mohit Sharma, on request
- “I will do the group assignment today” – Pratyush Shastri, totally shocking his group
G Block:
- “What is this yaar, mind f*** ho raha hai, I don’t like this” – Rahul Popat
- “Hehehehe” – Naveen Gupta
- “Let’s play a test match” – Amit Chhabra
- “Arre boss wo tujhse pyaar karti hai” – Vamsi S V, to everyone, for every girl
- “Boss!!” – Nikhil Aggarwal
- “I’m waiting for you, I’ll score runs of your bowling” – Deepak Bunde to Pratyush Shastri, one fine day
- “I’ll score runs, someday” – Deepak Bunde, a few days later, after seven straight ducks
- “I’ll never forget this guy, three times I came to his room! Yes I can count, give me an addition problem” – Vamshidhar Mangu, several times, pointing towards Pratyush Shastri
Random:
- “We should invite Altaf Raja to sing in this event” – Pallav Trivedi
- “I want to score a GPA of 4” – Jigar Jain during Bakra09
- “Everybody wants to see girls play” – Nikhil Aggarwal with his (one-point) manifesto
I’ll add more as and when I remember, for now, my memory is totally drained out!!
Cheers!!
Bhai katal post. Loved reading it and reliving the moments
now more so, since we know that the arrangement of sections is going to change
Yeah.. I dont want it to change now
Well. I knw u got a goooood memory……..
No doubt bot it…
M sure you wld add few more…
Keep updating…
Really awesomest statements…
Bade bade pointers hai….
Nice. Meri achche se le li
nahi re… actually maine khud ki sabse achche se li hai
the best was ur statement – “ill do the grp assnmnt”….lol….do ppl kno hw u did it???
cool post dude.. is the B****** and M***** thing in the middle of the class correct :O ?? …. Who was the prof. ?
yeah its totally correct!! hehe!! will ping you the names
Hey, it was fun. I could totally relate to it. By the way, which TA was present in that MOC incident !!!!!
hehe if YOU hafta ask who the TA was, then i’d be really surprised!! (also, the answer is in the statement
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