The ‘awesomest’ statements of the past two months!!

It’s Monday (a holiday for us, post mid-term). It’s supposed to be a blissful day, one where I can put up my feet and relax, but I’ve been busy running and sleeping throughout the day. I have a lot of stuff on my to do list, my desktop note is running outta space, but I’m in no mood today. Actually, I have never been in the mood to do anything related to studies but this time around I’m in no mood to do anything at all!! A sore foot while playing footsie and then a bad stretch while playing badminton means I can’t go out and play either. So I’m utlizing my time in writing this post J. This one should be funny, is my instant thought. I’ve been here at planet- I for close to two months now, so let me jot down some of the ‘awesomest’ statements I have heard over the past two months here at IIM I .

Disclaimer:

1. I am writing this in a light hearted tone, “anybody feeling insecure, anybody feeling not my cup of tea” should contact me in person and I will edit this post J
2. Some of these dialogues may not be funny to you, as you would not know the background

 

Section C:

• “From my experience at Goldman Sachs, I can say that (blah blah blah)” – Henal Agrawal ‘Goldman’
• “You don’t have the right to take anybody under your umbrella” – Sameer Soni ‘Undertaker’
• “You study so much and lose your sleep which makes us HAVE to study and lose our sleep too” – Rajat Kumar Das in MOC presentation, pointing towards Biswadeep Paul
• “Shahid Afridi is knows for his gang-bang skills” – Angad Kikla ‘Gang Bang’, again during MOC presentation
• “I’ll go for body building” – Varun Gupta ‘Slave’ during an extempore
• “Oh B*******!! (Yawn)” – Ankit Gupta ‘Baba’ during MIS lecutre, believing it was over(which it wasn’t!!)
• “Abey M********, (blah)” – Ankit Gupta ‘Baba’ at it again, this time in the middle of an MOC class, with a mic in his hand!
• “Let us all stand up and clap” – Sachin Gupta with a sudden stroke of absurdity
• “I will inform the senior placom about this” – Shivpriya Chaturvedi reacting to the topic of extempore given to her (Placom is irrelevant)
• “Srikanth and I are just friends” – Mohit Chandra, when asked to speak about Gays as an extempore topic
• “People from Germany are very good looking” – Mitesh Gursahani ‘German’
• “Zzzzzzzzzzzz” – Arindam Sarkar and Shwetank Sahai, in most of the classes
• “Mere feedback to globe bolta hai, s**** k**** k******!!” – Shivpriya Chaturvedi reacting, without knowing that the  TA was present there!!
• “You’re conjooming my thyme” – Mohit Sharma, on request
• “I will do the group assignment today” – Pratyush Shastri, totally shocking his group

 

G Block:

• “What is this yaar, mind f*** ho raha hai, I don’t like this” – Rahul Popat
• “Hehehehe” – Naveen Gupta
• “Let’s play a test match” – Amit Chhabra
• “Arre boss wo tujhse pyaar karti hai” – Vamsi S V, to everyone, for every girl
• “Boss!!” – Nikhil Aggarwal
• “I’m waiting for you, I’ll score runs of your bowling” – Deepak Bunde to Pratyush Shastri, one fine day
• “I’ll score runs, someday” – Deepak Bunde, a few days later, after seven straight ducks
• “I’ll never forget this guy, three times I came to his room! Yes I can count, give me an addition problem” – Vamshidhar Mangu, several times, pointing towards Pratyush Shastri

 

Random:

• “We should invite Altaf Raja to sing in this event” – Pallav Trivedi
• “I want to score a GPA of 4” – Jigar Jain during Bakra09
• “Everybody wants to see girls play” – Nikhil Aggarwal with his (one-point) manifesto

I’ll add more as and when I remember, for now, my memory is totally drained out!!

Cheers!!